It’s All About Me

That’s right, it’s all about me and I can prove it.

I have finally found the answer to questions like; “Why don’t ‘they’ get it?”  “Why can’t they just (enter whatever topic here), like I do?”  Or, my personal favorite, “Why can’t they handle it like I would?”

Well, here is the hard cold truth.  It is because I am the center of the universe and I have scientific evidence to prove it.  Since the universe is ever-expanding, it stands to reason that the further something gets from the center the smaller in size it appears. 

For example, it is a beautiful moonless and cloudless sky.  We walk outside and look up to see tiny specs of light.  Is it not true that those tiny specs of light are actually stars, planets, even entire galaxies that are many times the size of planet Earth?  And is it not logical that we assume the universe is ever-expanding or at some point in time expanded to its current state?  Obviously then, if something expands it starts out from “the center”!  Conversely, if the universe was expanding TOWARDS the Earth, these items would appear larger.   The principle proves that I am that center of the universe.

Please reference this simple illustration.  

I am standing in the front.  As the distance from the person next to me increases then that person begins to decrease in size.  They appear to get smaller, less significant, with less influence and relevance until finally at some “vanishing point” they fail to exist at all.

I’m sure this particular post will be difficult for some to fully appreciate.  However, those who are closest to me and who see life in the same exact manner as I do will no doubt be enlightened.  As you begin to understand this truth you will be closer to me and therefore have greater universal significance.  Should there be dissention or opinion to the contrary do not attempt to correct, argue, or debate.  Simply begin moving to the back as illustrated, please continue back,… keep going,… just a few more steps… 

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